Mug-n-Bun

By Grant Vecera

“Now, I found woman more bitter than death; she is all traps, her hands are fetters & her heart is snares.”                                                                                                                            —Ecclesiastes 7:26

As a damn surprise she got a pool table

and made our semi-finished basement

into a sort of rec room lounge,

and that’s how she got to calling me

Cue, after the cue ball, me being bald.

 

She put in a tv and a fridge

and bar stools and a boom box,

and she said, “Now we have to play

at least three times a week

to get our money’s worth,”

which, until she got sick, we did.

 

But even then she could be merry,

like when she remembered

how—on our first date, I spilled my malt—

and she said, “Just take those pants off,

no one will see you,” which was true

since we were at the Mug-n-Bun

in my Pontiac Catalina Convertible

which I do also miss.

 

We held hands on the way home,

me in my duck-print boxers and her—

although refusing to kiss me that way—

said, “Let’s go see The Sting Saturday,”

which we did, and kissed hard,

kissed a lot, very a lot, and held hands

which might be what did it for me—

that and her laughing and talking

the way she always did.

Grant Vecera teaches writing, literature, and thinking at Butler University and at Indiana University Indianapolis, where he lives with his lovely wife, daughter, bicycle, and two cats. His poems have been appearing in various illustrious literary periodicals on and off again for about 30 years.